{"id":20,"date":"2006-11-18T14:12:21","date_gmt":"2006-11-18T12:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/esperpentik\/deseos-extranos\/"},"modified":"2007-06-07T21:49:49","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T19:49:49","slug":"deseos-extranos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/deseos-extranos\/","title":{"rendered":"Deseos extra\u00f1os"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Son las <strong>tintorer\u00edas<\/strong> lugares extra\u00f1os. Donde la gente lava lo que no puede lavar de puertas adentro. Donde tienen monstruosas m\u00e1quinas que no dejan rastro de los rastros de sangre, semen, orina y tomate que los carteles del interior indican indicar a quien te atiende. \u00abS\u00ed&#8230; Por este lado debe estar&#8230; Fue despu\u00e9s de correrme y antes de derramar la sopa de tomate sobre el edred\u00f3n&#8230;\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>He de confesarlo, ayer en una tintorer\u00eda, <strong>me desearon algo extra\u00f1o<\/strong>. En el momento de llevarme mi saneado n\u00f3rdico (<em>Hans<\/em> creo que se llama), una de las empleadas me dijo \u00ab<em>aqu\u00ed pone que falta de pago<\/em>\u00ab, a pesar de que yo ya hab\u00eda pagado los 8 eurazos y pico con antelaci\u00f3n.<br \/>\nCon una mirada de suspicacia, la otra empleada, con aspecto de ser una veterana curtida en mil batallas con clientes, tom\u00f3 las riendas de la situaci\u00f3n. Hizo caer en la cuenta a su impetuosa compa\u00f1era de que el borratajo a boli del resguardo indicaba que el pago estaba hecho.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink thickbox no_icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/asombro02.jpg\" title=\"Incredibile mondo\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image35\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/asombro01.jpg\" alt=\"Incredibile mondo\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fue entonces, con una sonrisa y cuando yo estaba a punto de salir del establecimiento, cuando la empleada que hab\u00eda resuelto la situaci\u00f3n lo dijo: <strong>\u00ab&#8230; que sea lo peor que te pase en el d\u00eda &#8230;\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Joder, que me dej\u00f3 con las piernas temblando. Lo dicho, las tintorer\u00edas son lugares extra\u00f1os de extra\u00f1os deseos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Son las tintorer\u00edas lugares extra\u00f1os. 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Donde tienen monstruosas m\u00e1quinas que no dejan rastro de los rastros de sangre, semen, orina y tomate que los carteles del interior indican indicar a quien te atiende. \u00abS\u00ed&#8230; Por este lado debe estar&#8230; Fue despu\u00e9s de correrme &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/deseos-extranos\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abDeseos extra\u00f1os\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literatik"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Deseos extra\u00f1os | Sr.K<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/deseos-extranos\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Deseos extra\u00f1os | Sr.K\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Son las tintorer\u00edas lugares extra\u00f1os. 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