{"id":220,"date":"2007-05-30T09:24:24","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T07:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/esperpentik\/la-mosca\/"},"modified":"2017-03-13T12:22:30","modified_gmt":"2017-03-13T10:22:30","slug":"la-mosca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/la-mosca\/","title":{"rendered":"La mosca"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"flotaizda\"><a title=\"Patas tengo, que para m\u00ed no vendo\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/patas_02.jpg\" class=\"thickbox no_icon\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image222\" alt=\"Patas tengo, que para m\u00ed no vendo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/patas_01.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>El otro d\u00eda conoc\u00ed a una <strong>mosca verde de la mierda<\/strong> que se hab\u00eda quedado atrapada en un autob\u00fas <em><a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Citando a Los Gandules\" href=\"http:\/\/www.goear.com\/listen.php?v=6a38493\">de esos que llaman<\/a> de l\u00ednea regular<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Le faltaban las dos patas delanteras de su costado derecho. Por mucho que intentara ir a alg\u00fan lado, s\u00f3lo consegu\u00eda darse con los cristales de la ventana del autocar.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando llegamos al destino y sal\u00ed a la calle de la desconocida ciudad, la mosca parec\u00eda fatigada.<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que a d\u00eda de hoy ya estar\u00e1 muerta. Supongo que se habr\u00eda equivocado de autob\u00fas, que igual quer\u00eda ir al sur.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Escrito con papel y boli (\u00bfa\u00fan existe eso?) en ruta al <a title=\"Golden Infierno\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.helldorado.net\/\">Hell Dorado<\/a> un d\u00eda antes de que Herenvardo escribiese a golpe de tecla sobre sus lepid\u00f3pteros sure\u00f1os.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u00bf<a title=\"Citando a Iker Jim\u00e9nez...\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Serendipia\">Serendipia<\/a>?&#8230; no, s\u00f3lo ganas de ver casualidades.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Banda Sonora recomendada:<\/font><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><font size=\"1\"><strong>\u00abColecciono Moscas\u00bb<\/strong> x <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Copinni estramb\u00f3tico en los locos 80\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Golpes_Bajos\">Golpes Bajos<\/a> &#8211; \u00abA Santa Compa\u00f1a (1984)\u00bb.<\/font><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0\" width=\"366\" height=\"75\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.goear.com\/files\/localautoplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"file=106e01c\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.goear.com\/files\/localplayer.swf\" flashvars=\"file=106e01c\" quality=\"high\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"366\" height=\"75\"><\/embed><\/object><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Dedicado al linkado. El mism\u00edsmo <a title=\"El que viste y canta\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Juli%C3%A1n_Hern%C3%A1ndez\">Sr. Juli\u00e1n<\/a> nos dio la enhorabuena por el concierto que le dimos mi compadre y yo en primera fila. Seguiremos informando con v\u00eddeos, fotos y an\u00e9cdotas. <em>As\u00ed que cuidado, mucho cuidado. Procuren no hacernos enfadar<\/em>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El otro d\u00eda conoc\u00ed a una mosca verde de la mierda que se hab\u00eda quedado atrapada en un autob\u00fas de esos que llaman de l\u00ednea regular. Le faltaban las dos patas delanteras de su costado derecho. Por mucho que intentara ir a alg\u00fan lado, s\u00f3lo consegu\u00eda darse con los cristales de la ventana del autocar. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/la-mosca\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abLa mosca\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esperpentik"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>La mosca | Sr.K<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/la-mosca\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La mosca | Sr.K\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"El otro d\u00eda conoc\u00ed a una mosca verde de la mierda que se hab\u00eda quedado atrapada en un autob\u00fas de esos que llaman de l\u00ednea regular. 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