{"id":326,"date":"2007-12-25T21:50:40","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T20:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/cotidianik\/yonkis-de-lo-extra-ordinario\/"},"modified":"2007-12-30T17:45:52","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T16:45:52","slug":"yonkis-de-lo-extra-ordinario","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/yonkis-de-lo-extra-ordinario\/","title":{"rendered":"Yonkis de lo extra-ordinario"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tanto goza el <a target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Yonki eres y en yonki te convertir\u00e1s\" href=\"http:\/\/inciclopedia.wikia.com\/wiki\/Yonki\">yonki<\/a> de su droga como el vulgar vulgo se regocija en <em>estas fechas tan se\u00f1aladas<\/em>. Es <em>delizioso<\/em> el ritual de b\u00fasqueda de una meta final, que tanto para el yonki como para la poblaci\u00f3n occidental, es un <strong>\u00e9xtasis sensorial<\/strong> que <em>dura lo que dura y lo que dura me da igual<\/em>. Una vez pasado el subid\u00f3n siempre queda la sensaci\u00f3n de que <strong>de tanto esperarlo<\/strong> casi ni se ha podido disfrutar. Nacen voluntades de redenci\u00f3n y se dice que para la pr\u00f3xima vez hay que hacerlo m\u00e1s grande, m\u00e1s largo y mejor. <em>Meterse<\/em> m\u00e1s en ello, en definitiva. Olvidarse de lo accesorio y lanzarse a conseguir el mejor cuelgue o la mejor nochebuena, nochevieja, despedida de soltero\/a, boda, cumplea\u00f1os o concierto.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfPiensa acaso el yonki que puede acabar rajado en la calle cada vez que se acerca al barrio de chabolas para pillar? \u00bfEs consciente el consumidor compulsivo de que las compras navide\u00f1as o las rebajas son peores para su coraz\u00f3n que tres bocadillos de panceta untada en sebo? Ninguno de los dos es consciente del riesgo. Son, respectivamente, <strong>s\u00faper-yonki<\/strong> y <strong>s\u00faper-se\u00f1or<\/strong> o <strong>s\u00faper-se\u00f1ora<\/strong>. Nada ni nadie puede con ellos.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink thickbox no_icon\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/papa_noel_colgandero02.jpg\" title=\"Papa Noel esta colgado\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image328\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/papa_noel_colgandero01.jpg\" alt=\"Papa Noel esta colgado\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>El <strong>premio<\/strong> que espera al final de la carrera merece la pena. Mientras, los que les rodean piensan \u00ab<em>si dinero no habr\u00e1, pero para tonter\u00edas&#8230;<\/em>\u00bb y hacen como que no se dan cuenta de que por mucho que lo intenten ni el s\u00faper-yonki ni el s\u00faper-se\u00f1or ni la s\u00faper-se\u00f1ora conseguir\u00e1n hacer su \u00e9xtasis anhelado mejor. Al final, s\u00f3lo consiguen hacerlo <strong>diferente<\/strong> por mucho que se esfuercen en repetirlo.<\/p>\n<p>As\u00famanlo: <a target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Experta en \u00e9xtasis\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Teresa_de_Jes%C3%BAs\">Santa Teresa de Jes\u00fas<\/a> s\u00f3lo hubo una y era de \u00c3?\u00c2\u0081vila a pesar de todo. Ni todos los abulenses son santos ni todos los santos tienen <a target=\"_blank\"  title=\"Come santo, s\u00e9 santo\" href=\"http:\/\/es.catholic.net\/turismoreligioso\/514\/1200\/articulo.php?id=20085\">yemas<\/a>. El \u00e9xtasis ya <strong>s\u00f3lo es qu\u00edmica<\/strong> y la felicidad de un tiempo a esta parte es un <a target=\"_blank\"  title=\"S\u00edndrome de la felicidad aplazada\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flylosophy.com\/archives\/slowfood_10_news.htm\">s\u00edndrome<\/a>. El yonki nunca consigue el <strong>cuelgue imperecedero<\/strong> y <strong>no todos los d\u00edas<\/strong> son Navidad. La sobredosis siempre es fatal porque la perra de la mano siempre se va. Vigilen su mano, pero d\u00e9jenle siempre cerca el n\u00famero de urgencias o al menos un sobre de <a target=\"_blank\"  title=\"El Alma de la fiesta el d\u00eda despu\u00e9s\" href=\"http:\/\/www.almax.com\/almax\/almax\/index.jsp\">\u00c3?\u00c2\u0081lmax<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Como dicen los loteros: \u00e1Salud!<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Banda Sonora recomendada:<br \/>\n<strong>Es Navidad x<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.losacusicas.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Los Acusicas<\/a> del disco \u00abHa sido \u00e9ste\u00bb (2004)<\/font><br \/>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-326-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/acusicas.es_navidad.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/acusicas.es_navidad.mp3\">http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/acusicas.es_navidad.mp3<\/a><\/audio> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tanto goza el yonki de su droga como el vulgar vulgo se regocija en estas fechas tan se\u00f1aladas. 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