{"id":364,"date":"2009-05-10T20:38:01","date_gmt":"2009-05-10T18:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/literatik\/momentos-intimos\/"},"modified":"2009-05-10T20:38:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-10T18:38:01","slug":"momentos-intimos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/momentos-intimos\/","title":{"rendered":"Momentos \u00edntimos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pero hombre, <strong>\u00e1vaya facha!<\/strong>. Recomp\u00f3nganse. No da usted la sensaci\u00f3n de ser de los de <em>no-sabe-usted-con-qui\u00e9n-est\u00e1-hablando<\/em>. D\u00eda duro en el trabajo \u00bfeh?&#8230; Vaya. As\u00ed que de nuevo le han pinchado las cuatro ruedas del Audi. Vaya racha m\u00e1s mala&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tiene usted raz\u00f3n. Nadie se da cuenta. Un cargo de responsabilidad como el suyo exige <strong>sacrificios<\/strong>. Sacrificios oficiados por el sumo sacerdote de recursos humanos \u00bfcierto? 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