{"id":51,"date":"2006-09-29T09:09:55","date_gmt":"2006-09-29T07:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/esperpentik\/no-jodas-casarnos\/"},"modified":"2017-03-12T23:04:11","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T21:04:11","slug":"no-jodas-casarnos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/no-jodas-casarnos\/","title":{"rendered":"No jodas, casarnos&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>No<\/strong> quiero. No s\u00e9. Es que as\u00ed estamos bien. Bueno, nada es perfecto \u00bfno?&#8230; pero casarnos. No me tientes que me conozco mejor que a ti. Es que es un marr\u00f3n: familia, restaurante, discoteca, viaje&#8230; \u00e1Buf! me agobio s\u00f3lo de pensarlo.<\/p>\n<div class=\"flotadcha\"><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0\" width=\"366\" height=\"75\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.goear.com\/files\/localplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"file=08625cf\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.goear.com\/files\/localplayer.swf\" flashvars=\"file=08625cf\" quality=\"high\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"366\" height=\"75\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\">M\u00fasica NoNupcial [pulsar+escuchar+gozar]<\/font><\/div>\n<p> \u00bfNo lo sab\u00edas? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.libertaddigital.com\/php3\/opi_desa.php3?cpn=28863\" alt=\"Libertad de acrosticismo\" title=\"Libertad de acrosticismo\" target=\"_blank\">Agn\u00f3stico<\/a>. Lo de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paramountcomedy.es\/pc.es\/lahorachanante\/joaquinReyes.jhtml\" alt=\"Uno y Multidisciplinar\" title=\"Uno y Multidisciplinar\" target=\"_blank\">Dios<\/a> nunca lo he llevado muy bien. Me sentir\u00eda como <strong>escupiendo<\/strong> sobre <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hostiaputa.com\/\" alt=\"Pecados de la carne\" title=\"Pecados de la carne\" target=\"_blank\">la hostia<\/a>. Los curas cuanto m\u00e1s lejos mejor. No, por la Iglesia, <strong>no<\/strong>. Como mucho <em>por lo civil<\/em>. \u00bfSoso? No s\u00e9. Mientras no nos case el alcalde&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De todas formas, \u00bf<strong>para qu\u00e9<\/strong>? Nuestro compromiso no es como el del resto de la gente. No necesitamos gritarlo a los cuatro vientos. Es tan degradante eso de <em><strong>mi<\/strong> mujer<\/em>. No, no quiero. No quiero empezar a llamarte <em><strong>mi<\/strong> mujer<\/em>. Te puedo llamar<em> mi pareja<\/em>, mi <em>persona especial<\/em>, mi&#8230; no s\u00e9. Hay miles de formas bonitas y no-degradantes.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink thickbox no_icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/casarnojodas02.jpg\" alt=\"Pasito a pasito\" title=\"Pasito a pasito\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image55\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/casarnojodas01.jpg\" alt=\"Pasito a pasito\" title=\"Pasito a pasito\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>La familia, la familia&#8230; Con ir todos los domingos a comer a casa de mi madre ya me vale. As\u00ed ya est\u00e1n contentos. Hombre, la abuela no est\u00e1 muy pall\u00e1&#8230; le har\u00eda ilusi\u00f3n, la verdad. A ver \u00bft\u00fa quieres?&#8230; date cuenta que es un peque\u00f1o paso para hoy, pero un gran paso para <strong>la eternidad<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Yo es que <strong>ni me lo pienso<\/strong>. Casarse, a qui\u00e9n se le ocurre&#8230; \u00bfD\u00f3nde vas? <strong>\u00e1Oye!<\/strong> \u00bfYa est\u00e1s llorando?&#8230; \u00bfTe has tomado el trankimazin hoy?&#8230; Claro, as\u00ed est\u00e1s como <a href=\"http:\/\/odioaloshombres.com\/asunto-%c2%bfestas-loca\/\" alt=\"Desequilibrios al l\u00edmite\" title=\"Desequilibrios al l\u00edmite\" target=\"_blank\">est\u00e1s<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">*Dedicado a los reci\u00e9n ocultamente casados*<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No quiero. No s\u00e9. Es que as\u00ed estamos bien. Bueno, nada es perfecto \u00bfno?&#8230; pero casarnos. No me tientes que me conozco mejor que a ti. Es que es un marr\u00f3n: familia, restaurante, discoteca, viaje&#8230; \u00e1Buf! me agobio s\u00f3lo de pensarlo. M\u00fasica NoNupcial [pulsar+escuchar+gozar] \u00bfNo lo sab\u00edas? Agn\u00f3stico. Lo de Dios nunca lo he llevado &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/no-jodas-casarnos\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abNo jodas, casarnos&#8230;\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-esperpentik"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>No jodas, casarnos... | Sr.K<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/no-jodas-casarnos\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"No jodas, casarnos... | Sr.K\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"No quiero. 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