{"id":528,"date":"2009-04-26T17:20:18","date_gmt":"2009-04-26T15:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/literatik\/momentos-decisivos\/"},"modified":"2009-04-26T17:20:18","modified_gmt":"2009-04-26T15:20:18","slug":"momentos-decisivos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/momentos-decisivos\/","title":{"rendered":"Momentos decisivos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Menea la cabeza como perro de pl\u00e1stico en bandeja trasera de 127 mientras murmura. Est\u00e1 sentado en la taza de uno de los w\u00e1teres de directivos de su empresa. <strong>SU<\/strong> empresa. C\u00f3mo ha podido estar <strong>tan<\/strong> ciego, se dice. \u00e1Co\u00f1o!, que lo ten\u00eda que haber visto venir&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lo m\u00e1s grave no es que la empresa vaya mal. Lo peor es que esta \u00faltima semana ha descubierto que est\u00e1 rodeado de <strong>incompetentes<\/strong>. Ya no les soporta. No soporta sus caras bovinas intentando ocultar el miedo que tienen a perder sus <em>Audis<\/em>. Malditos sean. S\u00f3lo son expertos pelotas y especialistas en <strong>nada<\/strong>. S\u00f3lo saben decir s\u00ed a todo y no hacer nada. Como ni\u00f1os jugando a ser jefes. \u00e1Una soluci\u00f3n quiero&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" class=\"imagelink thickbox no_icon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/arf-arf.jpg\" title=\"Arf-Arf\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image529\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/arf-arf_p.jpg\" alt=\"Arf-Arf\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00e1Lo tengo!<\/strong> Llamar\u00e9 al antiguo consejo de administraci\u00f3n <em>consejo consultivo<\/em> o alguna memez similar y reconstruir\u00e9 el consejo de administraci\u00f3n con gente competente que nunca diga no ante la adversidad*. Saldremos del agujero. Seguro.<\/p>\n<p>Buf, igual abro la ventana.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Ley de conservaci\u00f3n de la directiva: los directivos ni se crean ni se destruyen, simplemente, se transforman.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Banda Sonora recomendada:<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><strong>\u00abJefe\u00bb<\/strong> x <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Cuando ruge La Marabunta suena a mestizaje\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/La_Marabunta\">La Marabunta<\/a> &#8211; La vida en rebajas (1997)<\/font><br \/>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-528-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/la_marabunta.Jefe.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/la_marabunta.Jefe.mp3\">http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/la_marabunta.Jefe.mp3<\/a><\/audio> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Menea la cabeza como perro de pl\u00e1stico en bandeja trasera de 127 mientras murmura. 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