{"id":538,"date":"2009-06-13T20:04:23","date_gmt":"2009-06-13T18:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/esperpentik\/dios-va-en-pantalon-corto\/"},"modified":"2009-06-13T20:06:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-13T18:06:59","slug":"dios-va-en-pantalon-corto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/dios-va-en-pantalon-corto\/","title":{"rendered":"Dios va en pantal\u00f3n corto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00e1\u00e1Estamos perdidos!!<\/strong> \u00e1Lo vi! Lo vi con estos \u2013 por otro lado \u2013 bonitos ojos que se van a comer los gusanos. S\u00ed, era como una ameba del tama\u00f1o de un campo de <em>f\u00fabbol<\/em> con <strong>miles de cilios<\/strong> ondulando como un mar org\u00e1nico. Brazos movi\u00e9ndose al un\u00edsono dirigidos por un poder superior o \u00bfquiz\u00e1 por una <strong>mente superior<\/strong>? <\/p>\n<p>Tengo v\u00eddeos que lo corroboran. Eran miles y miles de personas <strong>\u00e1Lo juro!<\/strong> Todas <strong>\u00e1todas!<\/strong> hist\u00e9ricas. Fuera de s\u00ed y fuera de casa a pesar de las horas que eran ya.<\/p>\n<p>Lo vi elevarse desde el suelo y <strong>nadie<\/strong> pod\u00eda dejar de mirarlo. No es guapo, no es joven, adem\u00e1s estaba completamente sudado y llevaba pantalones cortos. <strong>\u00e1Pantalones cortos!<\/strong> \u00bfMe oye? \u00bfQu\u00e9 clase de Dios lleva pantalones cortos? Supongo que como son entes venidos desde la otra punta del mundo, ya son raros de por s\u00ed. <\/p>\n<p>S\u00e9 que usted no es nadie, pero s\u00f3lo me he encontrado gentes con <strong>el movimiento de cabeza<\/strong> propio de los ac\u00f3litos de estos nuevos Dioses. \u00e1Hay que hacer <strong>algo<\/strong>&#8230;! \u00bfEso que lleva es un collar\u00edn? Oh, no. Por favor, no me haga cuernos con la mano&#8230; Vale, esa camiseta la he visto antes&#8230; <strong>\u00e1Mierda!<\/strong> s\u00ed que pone <strong>AC\/DC<\/strong>&#8230; \u00bfSabe cu\u00e1ndo sale el pr\u00f3ximo avi\u00f3n a Bankok? <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"600\" height=\"473\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_2xgnH1uakg&#038;hl=es&#038;fs=1&#038;start=270\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_2xgnH1uakg&#038;hl=es&#038;fs=1&#038;start=270\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"600\" height=\"473\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Dedicado al <strong>Sr. PITILLO<\/strong>, que lo pidi\u00f3. AC\/DC podr\u00edan dominar a la raza humana; lo viv\u00ed en el Calder\u00f3n, pero, por suerte para todos nosotros, s\u00f3lo hacen rock. No les da por dominar mundos.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e1\u00e1Estamos perdidos!! \u00e1Lo vi! Lo vi con estos \u2013 por otro lado \u2013 bonitos ojos que se van a comer los gusanos. S\u00ed, era como una ameba del tama\u00f1o de un campo de f\u00fabbol con miles de cilios ondulando como un mar org\u00e1nico. 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