{"id":549,"date":"2009-07-19T20:03:57","date_gmt":"2009-07-19T18:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/cotidianik\/no-te-pega\/"},"modified":"2009-08-09T21:52:59","modified_gmt":"2009-08-09T19:52:59","slug":"no-te-pega","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/no-te-pega\/","title":{"rendered":"No te pega"},"content":{"rendered":"

No te pega fumar<\/strong>. Como que es raro para alguien como t\u00fa. Formal, serio y responsable. Y esos tacos<\/strong> que sueltas de vez en cuando hasta me hacen sonrojar s\u00f3lo por que los dices t\u00fa.<\/p>\n

\u00bfNo has pensado en dejarlo<\/strong>? No s\u00e9, como que no te queda bien lo del cigarrazo<\/em>. Y esos eructos<\/strong> que atruenan. \u00bfNo puedes ser m\u00e1s disimulado? \u00bfNo ser\u00e1s tambi\u00e9n de esos que mueven las s\u00e1banas cuando se tiran un pedo en la cama?… \u00bfC\u00f3mo? Ah, bombear los pedos<\/em> dices que se llama. No, no lo hab\u00eda o\u00eddo antes. Joder, no dejas de asombrarme.<\/p>\n

\"Aah.<\/a><\/p>\n

En comparaci\u00f3n lo de que te guste morderte las u\u00f1as de los pies<\/strong> no es tan chocante, la verdad. Parece mentira que con tu barriga seas capaz de hacer semejantes contorsiones. Eres… no s\u00e9, chocante<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

No, no, no, no. No son prejuicios… \u00e1Que no!<\/strong> Es que pareces mejor persona<\/strong> cuando se te conoce menos. Bueno, enti\u00e9ndeme, tampoco es eso. Eres buena persona de por t\u00ed, pero no s\u00e9. Que quieres que te diga. Se me hace raro<\/strong> que fumes.<\/p>\n

Banda Sonora recomendada:<\/font>
\n\u00abFeo, fuerte y formal\u00bb<\/strong> x Loquillo y Trogloditas<\/a> – Feo, fuerte y formal (2001)<\/font>
\n\nhttp:\/\/www.goear.com\/files\/sst3\/d51786ba3c20da419bc7feb2fa13b1c9.mp3<\/a><\/audio>
\nEn Spotify<\/strong>: Loquillo y Trogoloditas- Feo, fuerte y formal
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\nDedicado a la se\u00f1orita Uxi<\/strong> que ni ha sido la primera en decirlo ni ser\u00e1 la \u00faltima ;-P<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No te pega fumar. Como que es raro para alguien como t\u00fa. Formal, serio y responsable. Y esos tacos que sueltas de vez en cuando hasta me hacen sonrojar s\u00f3lo por que los dices t\u00fa. \u00bfNo has pensado en dejarlo? No s\u00e9, como que no te queda bien lo del cigarrazo. Y esos eructos que … <\/p>\n

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