{"id":573,"date":"2009-09-28T20:52:10","date_gmt":"2009-09-28T18:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/citas-de-wc\/citas-de-wc-fasciculo-2-no-me-sigais\/"},"modified":"2009-09-29T08:51:45","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T06:51:45","slug":"citas-de-wc-fasciculo-2-no-me-sigais","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/citas-de-wc-fasciculo-2-no-me-sigais\/","title":{"rendered":"Citas de W.C. | fasc\u00edculo 2 | No me sig\u00e1is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image574\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/citasWC_no_me_sigais.jpg\" alt=\"Citas de W.C. - No me sig\u00e1is, no sab\u00e9is d\u00f3nde voy (pues dilo, tonto)\" title=\"Citas de W.C. - No me sig\u00e1is, no sab\u00e9is d\u00f3nde voy (pues dilo, tonto)\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Va a estar usted <strong>muy equivocado<\/strong>, caballero. Con el carn\u00e9 oficial de <em>gur\u00fa-or\u00e1culo<\/em> no pretender\u00e1 ahora decirnos lo de \u00ab<em>no les incumbe<\/em>\u00bb. Mire usted que ya me cost\u00f3 lo de tragar con lo de los seres bondadosos que nos llevar\u00e1n en sus naves al <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Para\u00edsos Virtuales, la belleza de internet\" href=\"http:\/\/paraisosvirtuales.com\/\">para\u00edso<\/a>. Lo de la poligamia se me dio bien al principio \u2013 aunque eso de que todos mis hijos se parezcan entre ellos y <strong>ninguno<\/strong> se parezca a m\u00ed como que me incomoda un poco. Tampoco me voy a quejar de nuestra m\u00e1xima \u00ab<em>lo tuyo es m\u00edo y lo m\u00edo es tuyo<\/em>\u00bb porque nunca antes hab\u00eda jugado tanto a la play.<\/p>\n<p>Pero enti\u00e9ndame, <strong>enti\u00e9ndanos<\/strong>; de cerca y en camiseta, somos simples humanos necesitados de un poco de cari\u00f1o del l\u00edder. \u00bfAcaso no lame el pisoteado la suela de la bota que le aplasta la cara contra el suelo? Le informo: lo de \u00ab<em>dar amor sin esperar nada a cambio<\/em>\u00bb es una frase hecha. Que hasta el m\u00e1s romantic\u00f3n espera recibir algo de lo que aprovecharse de su amor. As\u00ed que, no nos toque la moral \u2013 que siempre con su gu\u00eda ser\u00e1 recta e impoluta \u2013 y d\u00edganos a <strong>d\u00f3nde va<\/strong> con esa hermana menor de edad y la caja fuerte con el mundano dinero del que nos desprendimos al unirnos a usted. \u00bfEn serio <strong>que no<\/strong> nos va a decir d\u00f3nde va usted?<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Banda Sonora recomendada:<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><em><strong>\u00bfQui\u00e9n es usted?<\/strong><\/em> x <a title=\"Los que se\u00f1alan con el dedo\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.losacusicas.com\">Los Acusicas<\/a> \u00abYo mat\u00e9 a Kenedy\u00bb (2005).<\/font><br \/>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-573-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/acusicas.quien_es_usted.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/acusicas.quien_es_usted.mp3\">http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/recursos\/musique\/acusicas.quien_es_usted.mp3<\/a><\/audio> <\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">**Citas de W.C. es una serie de fotograf\u00edas de las pintadas que se pueden encontrar en los servicios de los bares que pueblan el universo conocido acompa\u00f1adas por un texto que guarda cierta relaci\u00f3n con ellas. Para ver todas <a title=\"Ver todas las Citas de W.C.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/category\/citas-de-wc\/\">[pulsa aqu\u00ed]<\/a>.**<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Va a estar usted muy equivocado, caballero. Con el carn\u00e9 oficial de gur\u00fa-or\u00e1culo no pretender\u00e1 ahora decirnos lo de \u00abno les incumbe\u00bb. Mire usted que ya me cost\u00f3 lo de tragar con lo de los seres bondadosos que nos llevar\u00e1n en sus naves al para\u00edso. Lo de la poligamia se me dio bien al principio &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/citas-de-wc-fasciculo-2-no-me-sigais\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abCitas de W.C. | fasc\u00edculo 2 | No me sig\u00e1is\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citas-de-wc"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Citas de W.C. | fasc\u00edculo 2 | No me sig\u00e1is | Sr.K<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/citas-de-wc-fasciculo-2-no-me-sigais\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Citas de W.C. | fasc\u00edculo 2 | No me sig\u00e1is | Sr.K\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Va a estar usted muy equivocado, caballero. 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