{"id":596,"date":"2009-11-24T13:30:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T11:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/cotidianik\/beis\/"},"modified":"2009-11-24T13:30:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T11:30:39","slug":"beis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/beis\/","title":{"rendered":"Beis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fulanito D.T. pas\u00f3 sus primeros a\u00f1os de matrimonio en completo desasosiego hasta que descubri\u00f3 dos cosas; una, que <strong>beis<\/strong> tambi\u00e9n se escrib\u00eda <strong>beige<\/strong> y dos, que en realidad el dichoso color \u2013 que llenaba a todas horas la boca de su mujer \u2013 era igualito que el \u00ab<em>color carne<\/em>\u00bb de las <a title=\"La pinturas de la EGB\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/paoland.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/plastidecor.html\">plastidecor<\/a> de su infancia.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink thickbox no_icon\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/plastico_tirado.jpg\" title=\"Pl\u00e1stico tirado\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image597\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/plastico_tirado_p.jpg\" alt=\"Pl\u00e1stico tirado\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tras esta epifan\u00eda, tuvo que distribuir su odio entre el \u00ab<em>color carne<\/em>\u00ab, su mujer y \u00e9l mismo.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">Banda Sonora recomendada:<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><strong>\u00ab\u00bfD\u00f3nde se habr\u00e1 metido esta mujer?\u00bb<\/strong> x <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"El siniestro sin siniestro\" href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Juli%C3%A1n_Hern%C3%A1ndez_%28cantante%29\">Juli\u00e1n Hern\u00e1ndez<\/a> &#8211; &#8230; y todo es vanidad. 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