{"id":93,"date":"2006-11-16T22:27:48","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T21:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriezeta.com\/k\/esperpentik\/visto-en-el-messenger\/"},"modified":"2006-11-16T22:27:48","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T21:27:48","slug":"visto-en-el-messenger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/seriezeta.com\/k\/visto-en-el-messenger\/","title":{"rendered":"Visto en el messenger"},"content":{"rendered":"

Extracto de una coversaci\u00f3n en el messenger. Se han ocultado los nombres para respetar la intimidad violada por este copy-paste de una conversaci\u00f3n privada. Disfruten…<\/p>\n

\"Todos<\/a><\/div>\n

(…)
\nLE dice (20:30): se ve mal,….!!! Mu mal….!!! lo de los retretes…<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:31): el Sr.K? dices<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:32): s\u00ed, se ve a un tipo feo<\/a> en los retretes, tiene que ser un fallo<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:32): lo estar\u00e1s viendo en la mierda<\/a> del explorer, claro<\/font>
\n(JE abandon\u00f3 la conversaci\u00f3n.)<\/font>
\nLE dice (20:32): me lo dices a m\u00ed??? no, mozilla<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:33): pues eres t\u00fa<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:33): nozillaaaaaaaaaa<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:33): porque he limpiado la cach\u00e9<\/strong> y todo<\/font>
\nLE dice (20:33): n…. no lo veo<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:33): la cachet<\/a> … la discoteca<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:33): s\u00ed, hago horas de chacha<\/strong> en la cachet. Limpio de condones los reservados<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:37): limpias los condones para reutilizarlos<\/strong>???<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:37): por supuesto, los vuelvo a meter<\/strong> en la m\u00e1quina<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:38): ah, que no son pa t\u00ed<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:38): como los deslavo<\/strong> con fairy de fresa les ponemos la pegatina de \u00absabor a fresa<\/em>\u00ab. Se venden como rosquillas<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:38): entonces, ser\u00e1n sabor rosquillas<\/strong><\/font>
\nKA dice (20:39): no s\u00e9, no los he probado<\/font>
\nKI dice (20:39): tambi\u00e9n tienen agujero como las rosquillas?<\/font>
\nKAdice (20:40): s\u00ed y est\u00e1n grasientos<\/strong><\/font>
\nIG dice (20:40): tan gordo? eso es porque no has aclarado bien el fairy<\/font>
\nKI dice (20:40): y con azucar pegado?<\/font>
\nKA dice (20:40): es que cuando los reutilizas mucho el fairy ya no puede. M\u00e1s que az\u00facar tienen pegados otro tipo de az\u00facar, fructosa<\/a>, creo. Lo voy a dejar. No me deja tiempo y me ha empezado a salir un sarpullido<\/strong> extra\u00f1o en la mano izquierda. Es que s\u00f3lo tengo un guante, que es el izquierdo, pero como la izquierda es la mano tonta, pues me lo pongo en la derecha<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:42): lo que tienen es mucho niquel<\/a><\/font>
\nKI dice (20:42): ded\u00edcate a recoger jeringuillas<\/strong><\/font>
\nIG dice (20:42): s\u00ed, con la palma de la mano: das un golpe fuerte y las que se queden clavadas<\/strong> son las que te llevas<\/font>
\nKI dice (20:43): y a ver cuantas pillas!<\/font>
\nIG dice (20:43): mejor, te pones en pelotas haces una cama de jeringuillas y te tiras en plancha<\/font>
\nKI dice (20:43): pero de espaldas, tipo concierto o salto de altura<\/font><\/font>
\n(…)
\n
\nDe la serie Espertp\u00e9nti.K<\/a> \u00abVisto en…<\/em>\u00ab<\/strong>. Cap\u00edtulos anteriores: [I]<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Extracto de una coversaci\u00f3n en el messenger. Se han ocultado los nombres para respetar la intimidad violada por este copy-paste de una conversaci\u00f3n privada. Disfruten… (…) LE dice (20:30): se ve mal,….!!! Mu mal….!!! lo de los retretes… KA dice (20:31): el Sr.K? dices IG dice (20:32): s\u00ed, se ve a un tipo feo en … <\/p>\n

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